Websites
Speed, security headers, SEO, accessibility, mobile basics and the small stuff nobody finished.
You shipped it. Now let us see what you forgot.
Paste a website, an App Store link or a Google Play link. We will tell you exactly how badly it is behaving, then exactly how to fix it. Free, and it takes about a minute.
Try one:
- Website:
example.com - App Store: the full
apps.apple.comlink, or just the numeric id - Google Play: the
play.google.comlink, or the package name likecom.example.app
That did not work
We take the piss on purpose
A polite report gets skimmed and closed. A rude one gets read, forwarded, and occasionally acted on. The jokes are the delivery mechanism. Everything underneath them is real, specific and fixable.
For a website we open the address exactly as a visitor would, read the headers your server already sends everyone, go through the HTML, check robots.txt and your error pages, and ask Google Lighthouse what it makes of the page on a mobile connection. Nothing is probed, injected or brute forced.
For an app we read the public store listing. Every point deducted is attached to a finding with its own evidence line, so you can argue with any of it.
App Store
Name, description, screenshots, ratings, update history, release notes and trust signals.
Google Play
Title, description, screenshots, ratings, updates, privacy policy and data safety.
Privacy, briefly
No accounts, no database, nothing stored. Each check runs when you ask for it and the result goes straight back to your browser.
We only read what the site or the store already shows the public. This is a health check, not a security certification and not a penetration test.